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JSM Classic Professor Logo Silk-Screened Patch

from Julius Sumner Miller

You know when you were a tiny pre-teen grommet and you would see those punk-ass teenagers at the mall with their scary liberty spikes and their studded belts and their combat boots and you'd say to your mom: "Mom, I don't wanna be a teenager. They look all scary and their jackets are all... patchy!"

Deep down you always knew it would happen anyway. No amount of GI Joe or My Little Pony in the sandbox time was going to hold your teenage years at bay forever. And then it happened. Hair grew where it hadn't been before. Your voice changed. You became "others aware" and before you knew it, you were looking to show the world who you were.

Well, here it is, you glorious post-pubescent upstanding member of society, you: the patch that you need to fulfill your teenage destiny.

Includes unlimited streaming of Japanese Sword Fight via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Julius Sumner Miller

JSM is a raucous 5 piece who’ve been blazing their own path in the punk rock world since 2013! With 4 albums under their belt and a high adrenaline live show that’ll leave you wanting more. JSM cover the mundane to the arcane; sometimes personal, sometimes partying, sometimes political, it’s all on the table. If you like it fast and fun, please insert this band’s vibrations into your ears. ... more

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